“Hi, I’m a baboon, I’m like a man just less advanced and my ***** is huge” blared the radio. For the 100th time the radio played Earth. ” Mum I’m bored “.
“Well look for the giant metal sculpture thingy”.
“Uurgh you mean the one with a Jap standing on top with an RPG and the statue has rocket launchers out it’s back”.
The jap pulled the trigger, a kamikaze Japanese plane suddenly flew into the statue when they just wouldn’t take of.
The trigger was pulled. We died. But the moral never kamikaze your own troop.
Ps: The plane had an atomic bomb in it.