At the zoo today I was at the elephant enclosure. A plane flew over with a sign attached to a rope. It said come to the market to see the only purple avocado in the world. I followed the plane which landed at the market I asked the guy “do you know where the purple avocado is”. He then proceeded to walk past with a seahorse. I followed him and he walked right to a guy with a mustache he then said i got the seahorse you do know it’s illegal. He laughed and then said i do wipped of his costume he was a copper. The bad guy got arrested.