Plonk a massive teacup landed in my back garden then i heard a massive thud it sounded like giant.
Then i heard a scream and a smash the i heard it a giants call rrrrrrrooooooouuuuuuurrrrrrr. It sounded like a MILLION fish screaming (not that they do) but if they did it would be that awful.
It stormed in to my garden and picked up the teacup and ran away but accidentally smashed my house it was destroyed. I ran after the giant with a sniper and took my aim BANG!! i shot him in the bottom he was dead.